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Who came first - Eve or Adam?
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11-09-2008, 10:23 PM
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Who came first - Eve or Adam?
Its a little known fact that God actually created Eve first.
When He created Eve, God gave her three breasts. She lived happily in the Garden of Eden. Then God came to see her. "How are you Eve?" God enquired. "I am fine, apart from this boob in the middle - its getting in the way". "Just pull it off and throw it in that bush over there." God said. So Eve did exactly that. A few days later God came to Eve again. "How are you Eve?" God enquired. "Now you come to mention it I am feeling a little lonely." said Eve. "Tell you what Eve" said God, "Find me that tit and I will make a man out of it".    
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19-09-2008, 12:12 PM
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