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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favour if it.


The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.The husband
will still feeling fine.The doctor checked the husbands' blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.


At this point they decided to try for 50%.The husband continued to
feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.

Deffo one for the ladies.

I never felt a thing during the birth of my 2 boys either









I tell a lie, my wife fractured my fingers the first time. and caled me all the B*****ds under the sun

serves u right.... u got her in that position in the first place, so atleast both of u were in pain together x

it may be an old one,but i still laugh,this one's for you gringo.
Men are like carpet tiles....lay 'em good the first time, then walk over them for the rest of their life... sorry!!!

You must know the missus !