Another joke......
A lesson to us all!
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>MIDDLE AGED WOMAN
> A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to
the
> hospital. While on the operating table she had a near
death
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> Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, No, you
have
> another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon
recovery, the
> woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
facelift,
> liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in
and
> change her hair color.
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> Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
well
>make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from
the
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> While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed
by an
> ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
thought you
> said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out
of the
> path of
> the ambulance?"
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> ( You'll love this!!!)
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