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I apologise for any offence but I was sent this message today and thought I would share it with you guys, so here goes

This sex, is sex, a sex, good sex, way sex, 2 sex, keep sex, a sex, thick sex, c??t sex, busy sex, 4 sex, 20 secs sex! Read it all again without the sex

Hope you like it

bye for now

No offence very good had a good laugh

you're as bad as me, thank God there's other people out there with a sense of humour

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Hi Rach Hi Sally, Glad you both liked the naughty rhyme do you think Admin will set up somewhere on here for jokes, this way we can read them at the end of a bad day, to cheer us up and make us laugh. We can always bleep out any really bad words. Here is another it may be a little late but here goes


A man walks into his bedroom to find his wife doing naughty things with the Beano, he asks whats wrong with your vibrator. She replies nothing you stupid t**t its comic relief day!

Love it stelorac........

A wife asks husband to fix a broken wall, "do I look like Bob the Builder" he says, then asks him to fix the washing maching "do I look like Mr Hotpoint" he replies, then she asks him to fix the hoover, to which he replies "do I look like Mr Dyson"
Fed up with him not doing anything she gets a neighbour to do the jobs, the husband asks how much it cost. Well said the wife nothing, he told me I could pay him by either making love to him or singing him a song. "which song did you sing? the husband asks "Do I look like f*!?ing Tina Turner" she said!!

I like keep them coming

Glad you liked the comic relief joke. Oops I can feel another one coming on, well here goes

Man in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a gun "open the F*****g safe" he shouts to the manageress. He then says "Now take a sample out and drink it" she drinks it and wipes her mouth. Suddenly the man takes off his mask to reveal its her husand. He says "See its not that f******g difficult is it?

A son asks hid dad the difference between "theoretically" and "realistically". Dad says that hard, but I have and idea. Ask mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1milion quid. Mum says yes. Dad says now go ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman for 2 million quid. Sister says yes. Well, there you go son, thats your answer.theoreticallly we're sitting on 3 million quid, but realistically, were living with 2 slags!

Husband calls to wife from the bedroom, "come and a look at my clock" to which she replys "you have'nt got a clock" and enters the bedroom. Husband is lying on the bed with trousers and pants around his ankles. "Get your two hands and face on this then"

It's starting to look like you really do need us after all..

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HT...news/news/399/