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i hate cutting down the flowers i know its got to be done but....it doesnt mean i have to like it and customers who ask your opinion on colour which flowers to have etc and then bloody well ignore you and do the opposite

but most of all i hate ,i loathe... my husbands snoring before i go to bed its all quiet upstairs as soon as i get into bed off he goes i have tried poking him kicking him but it doesnt work so now i hold his nose and as soon as he cant breath he wakes up seems mean but i need my sleep

ye corperation pop = water that was a favorite saying around here too.Its been a long time since ive heard it

My pet hate - we have a one legged man who is invisible living with us, every time I wash I end up with odd socks - the match is never to be seen again but I still keep them, just in case.....sad really.

Floristry wise its the customer who wants a big bq with best lily for £10 who are shocked when you (politely) say no.

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I loathe wedding work, everything from start to finish, hate hate hate ggggrrrrrrr. and customers who look like they,r gonna spend a bomb and endeavour to barter for 30 mins for something under £15 aaaargh, get out!

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When I go to green up funeral pieces and the person to have used the palm has cut straight across WHY OH WHY CAN THEY NOT CUT INTO IT drives me nuts

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You had luxury... we had a hole next to the loo.. when you finished (number 2) you wiped your a..... then put your finger in the hole.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .....................someone other side hit it with hammer and you took your finger out and put it in your mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rof l:

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