Florist News

heheheh thats why i send hubby to work

Congrats Joe you lost some weight
Seeing the scale drop makes ya feel great
So the jogging is paying off
Healthier food you now will scoff

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Hi Joe and Pinks still here i see,
losing weight makes you pee
all that water is good for you
and running up stairs to use the loo !

My diets off for another day
last night i had a takeaway
todays a roast up my mums
where we will have such full tums !

But JOE you are doing well
jogging and diets you're going swell
but dont lose to much and go thin
coz everyone deserves a sin !

i dont wanna be a stick insect ,oh no,
just lose a bit so my belly dont show
i put a pic in the album,
true ya cant see my tum,
but i know its there cause i keep it fed,
so i know a few pounds ive to shed
i would love a lovely flat tum,
and maybe even a firmer bum

What a strange day this has been
We've had a sort out and a clean
Everybody here is in a strange mood
Whats going on ~ I cannot construde

Gaz and Claire have stripped their room
Even caught Marc with a BROOM
TJ and Neil have joined in too
So I just had to clean the loo

Everyone's relaxed calm and chilled
I'm wondering who's been killed
There's always banter and a row
But not today for reason WOW

The calm before the storm I wonder
This calmness will it last longer
I'm not complaining or trying to rock
To be honest I'm in total shock

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wot good news there is today
our joflo is slimming away
a pound and a half is just a start
soon she will be a skinny tart
and new clothes she will have to get
coz i think we aint seen nothing yet
and goodie shes a bit like me
she likes her food and has to pee
but while shes scoffing roast & takeaway
she may regret another day
but i agree dont want to be thin
coz i do enjoy a decent sin
lily pink has been so calm
so she dont need the funny farm
her kids have all just been so good
and everyone is getting pud
and me ive had quite a nice day
preparing for daughter to go away
she of into the woods with school
to team build and it sounds quite cool
they have to swamp walk,dont get stuck
when you are chest deep in the muck
then they have to build a house
to live in (hope they dont find a mouse)
deep in the devon woods at night
i bet they scream with all their might
marshmallows toasting on a fire
after they been right through the mire
the next day off they go again
across the common in the rain
after they have got up at three
to listen to the birds tweet twee
they will be knackered after this
so tues night it will be bliss
to come home and give mum a kiss
and have shepards pie for tea
then off to bed nice and early

Red getting ready for a peaceful night
To this she has a Mothers' right
Her daughter she's packing off to the woods
With her wellies and other goods

But when the trek is done and over
Back home with her muddy pullover
She'll dump the bag with half a ton
Of dirt for Mum to sort ~ what fun

Joe is shrinking slowly now
For her jogging I will bow
I did that the earth would shake
And the peacefull dead I would wake

The kids today have been exceptionally nice
Makes me wonder are they hiding a vice
But I'll make the most of it for now
Cos sooner or later there will be a row

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ere lily pink
do you think
that this ere jumper
might just stink

Ere Red I had a thought
A peg for ya nose ya ought
Cos when she's done the swamping thing
Her bag of clothes will surely be phewinggggggggg

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